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The difference between Guts and Balls
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:36 am Reply with quote
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We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the Definition for each is listed below.

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
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