North Carolina Jokes
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North Carolina Jokes
Location: Franklinton, NC
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:50 pm
A group of Western North Carolina friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Bubba?" the others asked.
"Bubba had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Bubba laying out there and carried the deer back?" they Inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to Steal Bubba!"
The young man from Green Mountain came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license tag number."
NEWS FLASH! - North Carolina 's worst air disaster occurred! When a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of North Carolina students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
A North Carolina State trooper pulled over a pickup on the new I-26.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
A man in Marion, had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one
behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it either.
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